Let’s be honest, the most important part of fantasy baseball isn’t the draft—it’s your team’s name.
Even if you wind up in last place, you can at least save face by having a clever name. The hard part is coming up with a good one, which is why we’ve compiled a list of 101 names to choose from. Some of them are good; some of them are very bad. We will not apologize.
We’ve roughly sorted the following list of 101 fantasy names from most plausible to most idiotic. Direct all complaints to @SI_ExtraMustard on Twitter.
• Reasonable Trout
• Fulmer House
• Scherzer? I hardly know her
• The Correan WAR
• Three Lindors Down
• A Puig of their Own
• Abad And Boujee
• Father stretch my Hanser Alberto Pt. 1
• Bad Hembrees
• The Rites of Springer
• The Bourn Identity
• No Stroman No Cry
• Teheran up my heart
• Almora Life
• A Moon Shaped Pujols
• Manaea vs. Food
• Godzilla vs. Rodon
• The Realmuto Housewives
• The WAR Andrus
• Gentlemen Profar Blondes
• Indiana Jones and Dae Ho Lee grail
• If you give a mouse a Mookie
• Wainwrights don’t make a Wong
• You know nothing, Miguel Sano
• A Girl has Nolasco
• The Duda Bides
• Braching Brad
• Torreyes To The Dress
• Infante Jest
• For Whom the Odubel Tolls
• To Pimp a Butera
• The Barnhart Part 4
• When the praises go up, the Blevins come down
• You don’t want Cano problem, Sano problem with me
• Werth Werth Werth Werth Werth Werth (Rihanna voice)
• She Sells Cishek By The Seashore
• You Can’t Hide Your Ryon Eyes
• Plouffe! (There It Is)
• Schoop! (There it is)
• Snell Hath No Fury
• Lackeys Open Doors
• Saw it on Reddick
• Kipnis Everdeen
• Votto von Bismarck
• WikiLeakes
• Starling Nikki
• Let’s save Paulo Orlando’s house
• I Trumbo, You Trumbo, He/She Trumbo
• Trumbology, The Study of Trumbo
• Schwar and Peace
• Vogt or Die
• Wacha Flacha Michael
• Hisashi on the Floor
• Piscotty and Coffee
• Confortobly Numb
• Corey Seager and the Silver Bullet Band
• Horton Hears a McHugh
• We’ll always have Neris
• The First Boer War
• Inglorious Bastardos
• Yangervis? I hardly know her
• Cano business like Sano Business
• These are not the Pedroias you’re looking for
• Tan Roark, Tanner Roark, Tannest Roark
• This Mitch Is Moreland
• This Greg is Holland
• Hanley! Hanli! Hanlé!
• Super Benintendi Chalmers
• I say Pineda, you say Polanco
• I say Maeda, you say Machado
• The Naquin and Famous (we also would have accepted “Naquin Lunch”)
• Naquin and Afraid
• It takes an Encarnacion of millions to hold us back
• Chris Archers of Loaf
• Do You Like Mike Fiers? (Sung to the last stanza of this obscure 90s song)
• Remember the First Adam Eaton?
• Gose Ride The Wisch
• Hello Motter, Hello Fadder (Here I Am At Camp Tanaka)
• The Gyorko Store
• When life gives you lemons, paint that Schmidt Gold
• Tulo windooooooow, Tulo wall
• Welcome to LABRtown
• The Human Cespedes
• The CainSmokers
• The JoshSmokers
• Baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Odor
• Baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Dozier
• Baby pull me closer in the backseat Ivan Nova
• Baby pull me closer in the backseat Aaron Nola
• Yu, crank dat Soulja Boy
• Adam “Not Pacman” Jones
• Maeda’s Family Reunion
• Maeda’s Big Happy Family
• Maeda’s Witness Protection
• Maeda Goes to Jail
• Maeda Gets a Job
• A Maeda Christmas
• Boo! A Maeda Halloween
• Zach Brexit
• Cashner Me Outside (I am so so sorry)
