LOOK: Conditions in Atlanta are not ideal for baseball – CBSSports.com

The Mets and Braves are scheduled for a Thursday night game of baseball in Atlanta. However, if the following image from @AdamRubinESPN is any guide, baseball won’t be happening there, at least on this night …

Hmm. Looks watery out there.

But wait: That’s not all! Mets catcher Kevin Plawecki noticed a small breach near the visitor’s clubhouse …

Very well. Pick two at every position, put them on something seaworthy made out of Jeff Blauser’s gopherwood bats, and keep the hatches battened down until the San Diego Chicken shows up with an olive branch. There is no other way out of this.