Brazilian soccer player takes knee to secretly pee on field – SB Nation

Everybody pees. You pee. I pee. Your boss pees, and so does the man who sold you coffee this morning.

Professional soccer players pee, too.

Douglas dos Santos, a midfielder with Grêmio Foot-Ball Porto Alegrense, had to pee. But the quarter-finals of the Copa Do Brasil were about to start and, well, he crouched down and did what he had to do.

Douglas dos Santos pees. Everybody pees.

(via Larry Brown Sports)