Humans playing soccer is so “been there, done that.” There’s an untapped deer market waiting to play soccer and show us all up. Their graceful majesty is perfect for the pitch, while we will our ape-frames into doing cool things with the two legs bolted to our stumpy torsos.
This isn’t complicated: 4 > 2. Deer have four legs, we do not. This is the future of the sport. Cristiano Doenaldo is ready to take over.
h/t The Big Lead
