Beer pong is definitely a sport, with famous professional athletes like Matthew Dellavedova starring in it. Just like football introduced the forward pass and basketball removed hand checks, beer pong has found its revolutionary advancement: roombas.
Never mind that roombas cost $400 or $500. They are now beer pong accessories, moving the sport along even quicker than alcohockey. Roomba pong is the American version of that great Canadian invention.
