Trump’s Strange, Sports Radio-Style Weekend – Wall Street Journal (subscription)

Believe me, my friends, I wanted to “stick to sports” this weekend.

After the prior week of ESPN madness, I was eager to get back to the goofy. You know: My usual, meaningless sports insanity, with a couple of spelling errors and grammatical mistakes sprinkled in for fun.

Maybe, for a column, I’d take my kids to the annual meatball-eating contest at the Feast of San Gennaro in Little Italy. Meatball eating is basically a…